just kidding, these things might expedite the murder process,
but at least you’ll have some fun before you go. +
This is the definition of doing the absolute most
don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.
that is so fucking rude and i need several hundred
if you can do this to me and get away with it while holding a dinner conversation then we’re getting married.
this is like … one of my things… to do this to a girl… oomf.. its so hot
I love to do this